I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
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HUSBAND:
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU
WIFE:
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far
HUSBAND:
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn’t it rain on you?
WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you
AND THE SAGA CONTINUES…
Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
He is designed to remain Silent indoor…
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“Husband is one who is the head of the family,
but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes.”
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A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
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Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means – With Idiot For Ever
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one every day.
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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push…!
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